I thought I had found
one day to the woman of my life
that everything was going to happen
between bliss and harmony
one Sunday morning
I swear my eternal love
and before half a week already
you had painted my horn
the first was the neighbor
with his face so divine
the next was your ex-boyfriend
for more than obvious reasons
Then came that guy
that he had a car of the year
who followed the mamon
of the stereo quitapon
if you're cruel
To make matters worse
you like to make tamales goat
then a very vulgar guy
who was carrying a cell phone
and the insufferable imbecil
who drives a convertible
the next one was a waiter
with his steel muscles
and then even a retiree
that by experienced
if you're cruel
To make matters worse
you like to make tamales goat
my plea was more than in vain
the next one was my brother
no longer satisfied with this
with your apa came the incest
the last straw was with my sister
you were going back lesbian
with my little dog Cecilia
you wanted to practice bestiality
if you're cruel
To make matters worse
you like to make tamales goat
Only among all we can make this a better place :)