My first wife was a harpy,
But, boy,
The point of gazpacho.
Fuck if I had it,
It was called ... let's say sofia.
A bad day
I put the suitcases
At the foot of the statue, of a poet,
What is it, immortalized,
In his gazebo.
After, do not be surprised,
Register, in your name,
My terraced house,
My visa, my past,
Your hurry and your future,
Leaving me lying
And without a hard one.
The drop that filled,
Ladies and gentlemen,
The cup of his love,
It was cholesterol.
Fed up, after two heart attacks,
To approach the third ...
At systole and diastole
From my heart
I put a pacemaker,
That he was late,
Making interferences
In the frequency
Of the television.
Since I lost it
Until today, poor me,
More and more drunk,
Counter wheel
At the counter:
Boss: do they have gazpacho?
But ... how beautiful it was
When I went by my arm on the sidewalk,
Have you looked at me?
Ask that chocolate that he would like me
Do not you think it was
Ask him too much?
My second wife
I was a witch
And I, so damn, kissing
The ground I stepped on.
It was called ... let's say maruja.
That day
I came back soon from the cut,
And, in my bed,
Below
From an idiot,
A lady,
In balls,
I did it.
And I never had
Been in an orgy,
Taking off my boots,
I said to myself: this is mine,
And as much as it was,
The one with the stiletto heel
It was maruja.
between that idiot and me,
Like thundering jupiter,
You choose, I said,
What did he answer?
Without hesitation for a moment,
I'm going with the idiot.
And you, who believed,
That the idiot was me,
Well, no,
The very banner
He was leaving and coming,
Putting on boots,
With the least idiot
Of the two.
And do you know what I'm telling you?
That idiot and me
We became friends,
The day that maruja left us ...
For another idiot.
But ... how beautiful they were
My second wife and the first.
Have you looked at me?
Asking them, in addition, to love me,
Do not you think it was
Ask them too much?
My third wife was, gentlemen
Of all the loves
What have I lost?
The one that has hurt me the most
Guess what? It was called pains.
But, the day
From my birthday, my sweetheart
He told me: although you are bad,
Joaquinito,
I bring you, as a gift,
A little gift
With his holy unconsciousness
It declared itself in state,
And I, who had sworn
Die without offspring,
How my father died,
To the future mother,
Dismayed:
There are pains that kill!
I screamed sore
And it has not occurred to you
Think that your husband
I would have preferred
Another tie?
It was a girl, a little girl,
Not even a man!
Finally, with twenty years,
It was taken by a stranger,
And I did not lose a daughter,
I won a bathroom.
excuse me!
Sofia smoothed me,
Maruja adorned me,
I only lacked
Take childbirth classes without pain
And with pains.
But ... how beautiful were the three,
And, above all, the third
Have you looked at me?
Asking them, in addition, to love me
Do not you think it was
Ask them too much?
Only among all we can make this a better place :)