Gentleman, of deserving age
with a silly hair, four gray hairs,
the past resolved and much desire
You already know what.
informal, illustrated, manageable
more friend of cats than of dogs,
with two ulcers and one unexplained
poor iron health
Solicit with little serious purpose
lady fond of adultery
Miss between fifteen and forty
if it does not look like
The letters to the Spanish Republic
today avenue juan carlos first,
with photo that I prefer
full-body and single.
By mail return mine will go,
with a gray suit and cooler than an eight
because I have it, as I would say,
Longer than pinocho.
Get feminists without a banner,
Cursed lovers in love
and pessimists fed up with being fed up
to tell me no.
The same gives me woman of bad note
what a specialist in Borges and Lacan
if you do not come touching me with Juan
Savior the balls.
Willing to everything, even to disappoint you,
allergic to sport and watch
with a precocious talent for art
of ejaculation
The letters to melancholy street
today crossing Alvarez del Manzano
with two photographs
of the last summer
by return mail will go mine
where, although skinny and pale, I emphasize
for having it longer still
than a Monday without tobacco.
Cheer up closing nuns
abstain fanatical and abstemious,
the passion with Breathalyzer controls
I do not get it hard
They will be able to look for lovers of occasion,
when decadence advises
bring references and leave
win domino
To the interested ones I assure
maximum indiscretion, no hurry,
good conversation, kisses with laughter,
and nights without future
Letters to the boulevard of the malvivir,
before called of the broken dreams,
attach a couple of forums,
Front and profile,
By mail return mine will go,
in the pose of a Parnassian poet,
proud to have it yet,
longer than cyrano.
Only among all we can make this a better place :)