Jaded by Green Day (original lyrics)

Somebody keep my balance
i think i'm falling off
into a state of regression
the expiration date
rapidly coming up
it's leaving me behind to rank
always move forward
going "straight" will get you nowhere
there is no progress
evolution killed it all
i found my place in nowhere
i'm taking one step sideways
leading with my crutch
got a fuc*** up equilibrium
count down from 9 to 5
hooray! we're gonna die!
blessed into our extinction