The Donkey Serenade by Mark Vincent (original lyrics)

There's a song in the air
But the fair señorita
Doesn't seem to care
For the song in the air
So, I'll sing to the mule
If you think she won't think
That I am just a fool
Serenading a mule

Amigo mío, does she not have a dainty bray?
She listens carefully to each little tune you play
¡La bella señorita!
Sí, sí, mi muchachito
She'd love to sing it too if only she knew the way
But try as she may, in her voice there's a flaw
And all that the lady can say
Is hee-haw-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w
Señorita, donkey's feet are
Not so fleet as a mosquito
But so sweet like my chiquita
You're the one for me!

There's a light in her eye
Though she may try to hide it, she cannot deny
There's a light in her eye
Oh, the charm of her smile
So beguiled Don Diego that he rode a mile
For the charm of her smile

Amigo mío, is she listening to my song?
No, no, mi muchachito, how can you be so wrong?
¡La bella señorita!
Sí, sí, mi muchachito
She'd love to sing it too if only she knew the way
Her face is a dream, like an angel I saw
But all that my darling can scream
Is hee-haw-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w
Señorita, donkey's feet are
Not so fleet as a mosquito
But so sweet like my chiquita
You're the one for me!
¡Olé!